Imagine with me, True Believers. What If… JESUS fought the UNCANNY X-MEN?!?
Round 1- Jesus vs Cyclops: Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes. Jesus says if your right eye offends you cast it out (Matt 5:29)
Jesus 1, X-Men 0
Round 2- Jesus vs Storm: She controls the weather. So does Jesus. Mark 4:41 “And they feared exceedingly, and said one to another, What manner of man is this, that even the wind and the sea obey him?”
Jesus 2, X-Men 0
Round 3- Jesus vs Wolverine: Wolvie has an adamantium laced skeleton that cannot be broken. The Old Testament prophesies that none of Jesus’ bones would be broken either. Psalm 34:20
Jesus 3, X-Men 0
Round 4- Jesus vs Nightcrawler: Nightcrawler can disappear and reappear in other places. So can Jesus. John 20:26, Luke 24:31
Jesus 4, X-Men 0
Round 5- Jesus vs Iceman: Iceman is made of Ice. Our God is a Consuming Fire. Hebrews 12:29
Jesus 5, X-Men 0
Round 6- Jesus vs. Rogue. Rogue can take power and life with a touch. Jesus can GIVE power and life with a touch. Luke 8:43-48
Jesus 6, X-Men 0
Round 7- Jesus vs Beast: Revelation 19:20 shows the Beast getting drop kicked off the cliffs of Glory on the the bone strewn shores of the lake of fire. ‘Nuff said.
Jesus 7, X-Men 0
So there you have it, true believer. It’s a shut out. Even the mighty mutants would have to yield to to the uncanny power of Jesus Christ. But, hey, with a little faith in God, Professor X might not even need that wheelchair anymore… so win/win.